Tom r toe
(Source: kitschyliving, via bryko)
If I read the term “friendzone” one more time, I’m actually going to spay and neuter every human I come in contact with in an attempt to cut down on human births just so there might be a smaller number of people saying “friendzone” in 16 or so years
(Source: meancutie, via swagoraphobia)
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
(via pizzaforpresident)
The First Amendment gives you the right to free speech but it also gives people the right to disagree with you and think you’re an ass. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people say “Hey, first amendment, I can say what I want” when I argue with them. I’m not telling you to stop talking, I’m just telling you no one likes you.
(via skeptikhaleesi)
I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore I need to not try and do anything on tumblr besides dancing alien gifs
rock the boat gerl
raisin cinnamon black berry cake with the help of an emotional chicken egg pass it on







