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Tom r toe

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If I read the term “friendzone” one more time, I’m actually going to spay and neuter every human I come in contact with in an attempt to cut down on human births just so there might be a smaller number of people saying “friendzone” in 16 or so years

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gifthorsedentistry:

Finally, all the humans are dead

gifthorsedentistry:

Finally, all the humans are dead

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and today we discover that slippi werewolf is secretly in mgmt

and today we discover that slippi werewolf is secretly in mgmt

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via pizzaforpresident)

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venusaurphobia:

The First Amendment gives you the right to free speech but it also gives people the right to disagree with you and think you’re an ass. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people say “Hey, first amendment, I can say what I want” when I argue with them. I’m not telling you to stop talking, I’m just telling you no one likes you.

(via skeptikhaleesi)

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bloody-nips:

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore I need to not try and do anything on tumblr besides dancing alien gifs

rock the boat gerl

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raisin cinnamon black berry cake with the help of an emotional chicken egg pass it on

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KITTY DAY

KITTY DAY

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me n my happy, yet annoyed kitty

me n my happy, yet annoyed kitty

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